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ladiesofcinema:

ANNE HATHAWAY as Ella of frell in Ella Enchanted 2004
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vilf-deactivated20210205:

cannot emphasize enough how good it is for you to make something with your hands. whether it’s cooking or knitting or drawing, it will nourish your soul. every time i cook i feel so much more energized and present, no matter how complicated or simple the dish is. and to hold the thing you made yourself in your hands, even if it didn’t turn out perfect, is even more beautiful. i promise that whatever you choose to make, it will help you in so many ways

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gay4zayn:

rihanna: abdasdbsadbjf weed nah nah nah sjdbfsbd cxcbxbvcxnv guh ner ner ner la da da

me:

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ahagisborn:

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

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frankarnstein:

Keira Knightley
20 January 2018

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

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Yes

Bonus

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I’m screaming

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listen i respect y’all’s elizabeth bennets and elizabeth swanns and especially y’alls bend it like beckham babygays realizations but

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DID Y’ALL MISS DOMINO (2005) ????

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LOOK AT THIS FRESH DISASTER. THIS ABSOLUTE DREAM OF A MESS

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DID Y”ALL MISS THIS

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AND THIS

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AND LOOK AT THIS GAY ANNOYANCE???

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oh and at the end lucy liu shows up and interrogates her and it is v intense and lesbionic

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in conclusion i had this haircut for 7 years and still want to kiss keira knightley

I can’t believe this Princess of Thieves erasure

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she cuts off her own hair and dresses like a boy to protect the crown prince

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also she’s amazing at archery. legolas whomst?

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I recorded this on VHS commercials and all and watched it pretty much until the tape wore out. Totally in a heterosexual way though.

When I was 12, a drunk adult man shouted “You’re the hottest girl I’ve ever seen!” at me.

My reaction was to turn around and shout back, “Then OBVIOUSLY you’ve never seen Kiera Knightley!” and in retrospect I should have realized some things sooner than I did.

I know at this point this is basically a highlights reel of Keira Knightley’s whole filmography, but I present for your sword & sandals consideration, Keira as Celtic Guinevere in “King Arthur” (2004):

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This post gets better every time I see it 

STOP, IM ALREADY GAY!

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Yeah but also, like… this is a multifaceted issue. And she’s all of the facets.

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sketiana:

‘kids these days have it easy’ thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we’re here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

John Adams: “I study war and diplomacy, so that my son may study trade and commerce, so that his son may study art and music.”

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existanted:

sophiemarstatt via instagram 

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quavery:

source

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davekatswag:

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

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compassionatereminders:

Yesterday my boyfriend told me “you’re not any less of a person just because you can do less things” and I wanted to pass that reminder on to other physically and mentally ill/disabled people who might need to hear it.

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: 

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killing-the-headlamps:

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

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olderboy-aesthethic:

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kaiisens:

my blog is a safe space for anyone who’s written “sorry :(” on a math test before

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